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Russ Colchamiro is the author of the rollicking space adventure Crossline, the hilarious scifi backpacking comedy Finders Keepers, and the outrageous sequel, Genius de Milo, all with Crazy 8 Press. For fans of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Christopher Moore, and Josh Whedon. Russ lives in West Orange, NJ, with his wife, two children, and crazy dog, Simon, who may in fact be an alien himself. Russ has also contributed to several anthologies including Tales of the Crimson Keep, Pangaea, and Altered States of the Union. He is now at work on the final book in the Finders Keepers trilogy, due in March 2017. As a matter of full disclosure, readers should not be surprised if Russ spontaneously teleports in a blast of white light followed by screaming fluorescent color and the feeling of being sucked through a tornado. It’s just how he gets around — windier than the bus, for sure, but much quicker. For more on Genius de Milo and Russ’ other wacky tales, you can visit www.russcolchamiro.com. Russ encourages you to email him at authorduderuss@gmail.com

Crossline is a classic sci-fi yarn reinvented through the wonderfully twisted mind of Russ Colchamiro. --Peter David, New York Times best-selling authorIn the spirit of Firefly, Flash Gordon, Stargate, and Escape from New York. . . Hotdog pilot Marcus Powell has been selected to test Taurus Enterprises' Crossline prototype craft and its newly developed warp thrusters, which, if successful, will revolutionize space travel as we know it. But during his jaunt across the stars, Powell is forced into a parallel universe -- including a parallel Earth -- where he finds himself at the center of an epic battle he may have been destined for all along. Meanwhile, back home, reclusive oil tycoon and Taurus CEO Buddy Rheams Jr. -- who sent Powell on that very mission -- has a mysterious past and a secret agenda, one that could prevent Powell from ever making it back to his wife and little girl. From author Russ Colchamiro, Crossline is a psychedelic, action-packed romp across time, space, and dimension that asks the question: once you cross the line, can you ever really go back?

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Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy

For fans of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Christopher Moore, Tom Robins, Community, Third Rock from the Sun, Groundhog Day, Hot Tub Time Machine, and Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. Then in the spirit of American Pie meets Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, pick up your copy of the hilarious scifi backpacking comedy FINDERS KEEPERS today. On a backpacking trip through Europe, Jason Medley and Theo Barnes stumble through hash bars and hangovers; religious zealots and stalkers; food poisoning and thunderstorms; cute girls; overnight trains; fever-pitch hallucinations--and the spectre of adult responsibility! But when a jar containing the Universe's DNA falls from Eternity, these new friends find their loyalties put to the test . . . unaware that a motley crew from another realm is chasing them across the globe, with the fate of the Milky Way hanging in the balance. Traversing Europe, New Zealand, and the backbone of Eternity, Finders Keepers is a raunchy, sci-fi backpacking comedy that not only tackles friendship, sex, commitment, and desire, but also God, reincarnation--and what really happened to the dinosaurs!

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Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy; Humor & Entertainment

Best pals Jason Medley and Theo Barnes barely survived a backpacking trip through Europe and New Zealand that -- thanks to a jar of Cosmic Building Material they found -- almost wiped out the galaxy. But just as they embrace a future without any more cosmic lunacy: The Earth has started fluxing in and out of Existence; Theo's twin girls are teleporting; and Jason can't tell which version of his life is real. All because of Milo, the Universe's ultimate gremlin. Joined by the mysterious Jamie -- a down-and-out hotel clerk from Eternity -- Jason and Theo reunite on a frantic, cross-country chase across America, praying they can retrieve that radioactive jar, circumvent Milo, and save the Earth from irrevocable disaster. In author Russ Colchamiro’s uproarious sequel to FINDERS KEEPERS, he finally confirms what we've long suspected … that there’s just no de Milo quite like a GENIUS DE MILO.

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Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy; Humor & Entertainment